Colour Range

From World of Engineering

What colour is the wind?

Blew

Ghosted

From Dinos and Comics

And ghosting isn't the only confusing term in English; for example:

Hyphenated

Non-hyphenated.

Ting

From Anjali Srivastava

Looking very pleased with himself my 7 year old nephew showed me the 'telephone' he had just made from a piece of string and two tin cans.

I pulled out my iPhone and said, "That's nice, but look at what kids your age make in China!"

Daddy's Home

From Bizarro

If Bill Gates had a nickel for every time windows crashed.

Oh, wait . . . he does!

Promotion?

From Bliss

I woke up from a deep sleep in a panic thinking I was late for work.

Thankfully I was at work!

Coupons

From Faceless

How come, when a couple get divorced, the bloke has to pay his ex-wife a share of his future earnings but the woman doesn't have to do the bloke's future housework?

Psychological House Building

From smbc

Ancient Egyptians were great builders.

But only up to a point.